by Lorinda Boyer | Mar 20, 2023 | Bits and Pieces
Me: “Listen up Fatty, I really do not like you. I was hoping you’d be flat by now. I mean Jesus, how long have I been running, and chomping on lettuce trying to flatten you out?” Belly: “Hey, I gave your two kids a fine place to grow.” Me: “That was my uterus.” Belly:... 
by Lorinda Boyer | Mar 12, 2023 | Memories, Parenting
A Letter of Wisdom-ish Dear Children, In the event I should die, or rather when I die, here are some things I’d like to share with you. Please forgive me if I repeat myself. I know how you detest that. I’ve chalked-up this annoying bit of my personality to my... 
by Lorinda Boyer | Mar 8, 2023 | Event
AWARD WINNING AUTHOR, LORINDA BOYER WILL BE SIGNING HER BOOK, STRAIGHT ENOUGH!MARCH 11, 10am-12pm DON’T MISS OUT!AWP, March 9-11, 2023, Seattle, WAThe AWP Conference & Bookfair is the annual destination for writers, teachers, students, editors, and... 
by Lorinda Boyer | Oct 11, 2022 | Memories
2009 I first met my new bike in 2009. I was driving by a local bike store when her silver paint glitzing in the sun, caught my eye. I pulled in to have a closer look. It wasn’t that I didn’t fully appreciate my blue mountain bike. We’d been through a... 
by Lorinda Boyer | Mar 29, 2022 | Memories
At 99 she was Scrabble QueenBeating the young and the oldAnd everyone in betweenWith tiara perched atop her headShe counted up her pointsThe game she always ledLorinda Boyer “My name is Esther,” her blue eyes focus on me, then past me. Ringlets of white hair...
