by Lorinda Boyer | Mar 20, 2023 | Bits and Pieces
Me: “Listen up Fatty, I really do not like you. I was hoping you’d be flat by now. I mean Jesus, how long have I been running, and chomping on lettuce trying to flatten you out?” Belly: “Hey, I gave your two kids a fine place to grow.” Me: “That was my uterus.” Belly:...
by Lorinda Boyer | Mar 12, 2023 | Memories, Parenting
A Letter of Wisdom-ish Dear Children, In the event I should die, or rather when I die, here are some things I’d like to share with you. Please forgive me if I repeat myself. I know how you detest that. I’ve chalked-up this annoying bit of my personality to my...
by Lorinda Boyer | Mar 8, 2023 | Event
AWARD WINNING AUTHOR, LORINDA BOYER WILL BE SIGNING HER BOOK, STRAIGHT ENOUGH!MARCH 11, 10am-12pm DON’T MISS OUT!AWP, March 9-11, 2023, Seattle, WAThe AWP Conference & Bookfair is the annual destination for writers, teachers, students, editors, and...
by Lorinda Boyer | Oct 11, 2022 | Memories
2009 I first met my new bike in 2009. I was driving by a local bike store when her silver paint glitzing in the sun, caught my eye. I pulled in to have a closer look. It wasn’t that I didn’t fully appreciate my blue mountain bike. We’d been through a...
by Lorinda Boyer | Apr 19, 2022 | Memories, Training is Personal-book in progress
The blaring of my phone alarm yanked me from my dreams. I slapped at the screen with my whole hand, hoping to hit a button that would stop the noise; 4:45 am was an inhumane hour. “I’m only filling in today,” I consoled myself as I drug my body out...