by Lorinda Boyer | Mar 20, 2023 | Bits and Pieces
Me: “Listen up Fatty, I really do not like you. I was hoping you’d be flat by now. I mean Jesus, how long have I been running, and chomping on lettuce trying to flatten you out?” Belly: “Hey, I gave your two kids a fine place to grow.” Me: “That was my uterus.” Belly:...