by Lorinda Boyer | Sep 5, 2023 | Bits and Pieces, In The Works
“If I ever lose my mind, I hope some honest person will find it and take it to Lost and Found. ” – George Carlin I lost my mind the other day. It packed its bags and ran away. Having taken all, it could possibly take. When my four-year-old hit... 
by Lorinda Boyer | Jul 24, 2023 | Bits and Pieces
The challenge was to write four lined poems that rhymed and made some semblance of sense. Many of them appeared on my Instagram and Facebook but in case you missed them (ha, ha, ha!), here they are! Purple Drape the sky in shrouds. Hover above the sun. Puffy purple... 
by Lorinda Boyer | Mar 20, 2023 | Bits and Pieces
Me: “Listen up Fatty, I really do not like you. I was hoping you’d be flat by now. I mean Jesus, how long have I been running, and chomping on lettuce trying to flatten you out?” Belly: “Hey, I gave your two kids a fine place to grow.” Me: “That was my uterus.” Belly:...
